I can't go garden with you because I am going to the ball with a prince.
I can't close my eyes [to sleep] because it makes my toes hurt. My baby toe.
I can't pick up my duplos because my knees are broken and I am going to cry. I need a tissue.
My whole body is hurting because you are not holding me right now.
Why do we LOVE this silly little one?!?! Because she can always make us laugh.